WORKER FOLKS


Dyer

Dyer is the ring leader and the boss chick. Nothin' get's past Dyer. Cool cat, but also kinda hot headed and has a temper that will explode before you know it. But you gotta really try to light her fuse. Don't be careless, that's all. She's kinda quirkie, you'd never guess it when you first meet her...it takes a while to sink in. She's into NASCAR, poetry, welding stuff, self-discovery and exploration as well as discovering her pets - and where her pets are or have gone - a real dog whisperer protegé.

Stacy

Stacy is mysterious. We thought she was just helping out one day and then by the end of the week she asked for a paycheck. So we just kinda kept her around. Somebody said they thought she was a mole from the IRS but there is no proof. Rory even checked his database. She does have a history in Denmark of being a pseudo-spy for the Danish mafia but we couldn't figure what their interest in Muddy's would be. So we decided to keep her on rather than question all that stuff. She doesn't seem like a spy, but sometimes I catch her staring a little too long. Good thing is that when anybody is acting out of line, she will be the first to act, and she's quick.

Alison

Alison is one of those people that seems to have done everything. Ya know, been there - done that. You'd think she was a hundred years old, yet she shines like a prom queen. She has a Black belt in Karate, a gold Medal in the butterfly (2000), she's been a clown in the circus, antarctic explorer, she rode the dolphins in Belize, invented the colorful little plastic thing you put on your keys to mark which one is for what, sold McDonalds the "ba da ba ba baa... I'm lovin' it" campaign back in 2002, and has pretty much been riding that wave ever since. Oh, and she donates blood monthly to the Red Cross. How does she ever find the time and energy to kick so much ayass at Muddy's? Freak of Nature.






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Megan

Megan still uses training wheels. She used to have a paper route but was not efficient enough. Be careful and mind your manners around her or she'll make a sculpture out of your bones. Whenever there's a score to settle, she'll fight a good fight, and fight fair. So you can't really complain. She's just tough. Scary tough. Can't beat that. Everybody Misses MEGAN!

Sarah

If there was ever a person to listen to, it's Sarah. She has a great imagination and is a really good story teller. She could get away with anything. She can make you believe in almost anything. Maybe has a mind controller thing going on. Also she is very messy in the kitchen. That's why she has a collection of whisks. She is really good at making scrambled eggs. That was on the top of her resumé and how she got hired. Problem is, you just never really know what ingredients have gone in stuff because she's such a good whisk-er. Also she hates organized crime. So don't cross her.

James

James is living the good life. The stories this guy has, you'll wish you were him. Except for the story about the cows in the field at midnight one summer. I'm sure you can guess the rest. But man, he's like a 2 time nobel prize winner, has been the president of the NRA, and played shortstop in the pro's. Once when he played for the Yankees he struck out Reggie Jackson, that's my favorite story. Well it goes hand in hand with when he had dinner with Ghandi -that's a funny story. We had to hire him just by the stuff he's done...not sure how good he is at making soup though, we'll see.













Jason

Holy Crap. In case you didn't notice, Jason is bad. Super Bad. Badass. Duh - just look at him.

One day he will be the real James Bond. He's got the resumé. He's got the moves - serious Ninja stuff... Actually, he really does. He spent 4 years in intelligence in Stuttgart,Germany, then another 2 years as a special agent to the Secret Service and then quit when George W. Bush was elected. (Wouldnt You?) He denies that the Bourne Ultimatum was written all about his experiences during the 90's but I guess you'd have to deny that kind of experience or people would always be like "Hey dude, how'd you do that thing...???"

Also, he has a sweet trick he pulls once in a while where he levitates .... plus he does ballet every morning at 6am prior to prep...no wonder he's so graceful...

Rory

I always hope Rory is working when I come by the coffeehouse. Nobody knows it but he used to work for the CIA and so he get's these awesome passwords you can use online to find out the most outrageous stuff about your neighbors. He doesn't generally like to talk about it, so don't bring it up with him. If he brings it up consider it a dare to see how weird you are. He get's a kick out of what peoples strangest curiosities are. And he usually slips me a free doughnut for not telling. I guess those days are over.

Adrian

Adrian is a pro. When Dyer was driving accross the country mining for awesome recipes in every little town that was a stones throw from the freeway, she encountered Vivian somewhere in the Heartland. "Vivian" kicked butt, and she really would three times a day - to these roughneck dudes that came in the diner and tried tocause a ruckus at the time she was managing. Dye was so impressed by "Vivian" that she had to have her. So one night at closing she drugged her and kidnapped her.Vivian was so happy that somebody saved her from the little town that she didn't even complain about her head pounding. She changed names when they went thru Utah for some reason and wound up here with a bunch of freeze dried dinners they picked up in Idaho.