Are you sure you have time for this? Because I just need to warn you that it's going to take a certain investment from you to get through the whole multi part thing. But if you insist, here ya go.
I was born in a crossfire hurricane, and went on to become what I am today and somewhere along the way I found the best companion in the world who reminded me of me so I said Hey ya wanna come for a real wild ride? Hop on in. SO he did. And then I saw rthat he had just been sitting in a big gross puddle consisting of who knows what, and yet I still loved him despite the stench and hours of scrubbing a foresaw in my future.
Well just like all of you customers, I have to love everyone of ya just for brightening my day with a smile and story. I named that dog muddy. Because he was muddy. And made my life muddy. So the place is called Muddy's for all you dirty scoundrels out there.